Thursday, November 13, 2008
What to say...
As of this morning I am divorced. I don't even know what else to say. I'm thankful to be meeting with Sara tonight to go to a play. I suppose that will keep my mind off of this for a while. It's a very strange feeling.
Sunday, November 9, 2008
| What Your Bed Says About You |
 You are an organized and disciplined person. You do the right thing because you want to, not because people expect you to. You are very high maintenance. You like everything a certain way, and you're grumpy if things aren't the way you like them. In relationships, you tend to be quite dominant. You enjoy taking charge. You tend to be a down to earth, practical person. You think in terms of what is actual. You are a bit of a homebody, but you can also make yourself at home anywhere. |
What Does Your Bed Say About You?
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Last weekend was full of love!
Last weekend I got to see four special people who I don't get to see every day!
Rachel and Shawn were in town from Minnesota to help celebrate Susan's birthday. On Saturday night they came to my place and hung out for a bit.
Rachel and Shawn were in town from Minnesota to help celebrate Susan's birthday. On Saturday night they came to my place and hung out for a bit.
On Sunday afternoon I had the pleasure of meeting Leah and Joe in McPherson for a snack before they continued their drive back to Colorado.
It's always so nice to be with good friends!
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Plays on words
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The Butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
11. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, ‘You stay here, I’ll go on a head.’
12. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
13. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep off the Grass.”
14. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No change yet.’
15. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
16. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
17. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
18. A backward poet writes inverse.
19. In democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.
20. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
21. Don’t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The Butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
11. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, ‘You stay here, I’ll go on a head.’
12. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
13. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep off the Grass.”
14. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No change yet.’
15. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
16. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
17. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
18. A backward poet writes inverse.
19. In democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.
20. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
21. Don’t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
3 Favorite Last Purchases:
1. My new sunglasses
2. The curtains for my living room window
3. My new bright green trash can
3 Fears:
1. Confrontation
2. Finding one of the residents dead
3. My friends stop loving me
3 Favorite Movies:
1. The Shawshank Redemption
2. The Boondock Saints
3. 8-Mile
3 Facts About Me:
1. I am 5' 6 1/4'' tall
2. This is the first time I have ever lived all alone
3. I am supposed to use nasal spray every night
3 Things I haven't done:
1. Played Monopoly
2. Done a back flip
3. Broken a bone
3 Things I can't live without:
1. Food
2. Water
3. Sleep
3 Things on today's list:
1. Remind the guys cutting sausage: 10/10 @3:00
2. Take boxes to Rempel's
3. Get plunger and milk
3 Favorite dishes:
1. Meatloaf
2. Lasagna
3. Butter Chicken
3 Places I have lived:
1. Danvers, IL
2. Colorado Springs, CO
3. South Hutchinson, KS
3 Favorite tv shows:
1. Gray's Anatomy
2. Ugly Betty
3. Big Brother
3 Places I have traveled:
1. Mexico
2. London
3. South Carolina
3 Favorite Desserts:
1. Rice Pudding
2. Mint Brownies
3. Cherry Cobbler
3 Things I would buy if money wasn't an issue:
1. Happiness
2. One of my dad's townhomes
3. 100 handbags
3 Wishes:
1. I wish I could retire at age 30
2. I wish I had more motivation to work out
3. I wish I could buy a whole new wardrobe
3 People I tag:
1. Claire
2. Jenny
3. Lily
1. My new sunglasses
2. The curtains for my living room window
3. My new bright green trash can
3 Fears:
1. Confrontation
2. Finding one of the residents dead
3. My friends stop loving me
3 Favorite Movies:
1. The Shawshank Redemption
2. The Boondock Saints
3. 8-Mile
3 Facts About Me:
1. I am 5' 6 1/4'' tall
2. This is the first time I have ever lived all alone
3. I am supposed to use nasal spray every night
3 Things I haven't done:
1. Played Monopoly
2. Done a back flip
3. Broken a bone
3 Things I can't live without:
1. Food
2. Water
3. Sleep
3 Things on today's list:
1. Remind the guys cutting sausage: 10/10 @3:00
2. Take boxes to Rempel's
3. Get plunger and milk
3 Favorite dishes:
1. Meatloaf
2. Lasagna
3. Butter Chicken
3 Places I have lived:
1. Danvers, IL
2. Colorado Springs, CO
3. South Hutchinson, KS
3 Favorite tv shows:
1. Gray's Anatomy
2. Ugly Betty
3. Big Brother
3 Places I have traveled:
1. Mexico
2. London
3. South Carolina
3 Favorite Desserts:
1. Rice Pudding
2. Mint Brownies
3. Cherry Cobbler
3 Things I would buy if money wasn't an issue:
1. Happiness
2. One of my dad's townhomes
3. 100 handbags
3 Wishes:
1. I wish I could retire at age 30
2. I wish I had more motivation to work out
3. I wish I could buy a whole new wardrobe
3 People I tag:
1. Claire
2. Jenny
3. Lily
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